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I thought of one: Uniwar Lores

basically because our races have stories on them and we're in Uniwar

tho, I could think of more (and possibly better)

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  LkASr wrote:I thought of one: Uniwar Lores

basically because our races have stories on them and we're in Uniwar

tho, I could think of more (and possibly better)


Sounds like a good name for now
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Hi there, I already have a two-player team, but I'll answer the questions anyhow:

1. Puppies or kittens.
My cat's breath smells like cat food. -Ralph Wiggum

2. Earth or Talone.
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

3. Square root of 30. God help me if you cheat. Pencil and paper is fine but I will kill a dolphin for each one of you that uses a calculator.
867.5309

4. Favorite Uniwar map.
I'm terrible with names, but I like the one with the bases. and they're next to each other, and there's mountains. and there's dirt, and water.

5. Favorite Uniwar race.
Saps

6. Favorite color.
Blue and Orange (Go Bears!)

7. Favorite food.
Pizza

8. Colossals? Yay or nay?
See answer to #2

9. Best TV show ever?
Arrested Development (Seasons 1-3 only. Season 4 is dead to me)

10. Make your own question.
Do you think this is an effective way to produce a quality teammate?


And please provide your closing argument below.
meh.
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  Red Five wrote:Hi there, I already have a two-player team, but I'll answer the questions anyhow:

1. Puppies or kittens.
My cat's breath smells like cat food. -Ralph Wiggum

2. Earth or Talone.
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

3. Square root of 30. God help me if you cheat. Pencil and paper is fine but I will kill a dolphin for each one of you that uses a calculator.
867.5309

4. Favorite Uniwar map.
I'm terrible with names, but I like the one with the bases. and they're next to each other, and there's mountains. and there's dirt, and water.

5. Favorite Uniwar race.
Saps

6. Favorite color.
Blue and Orange (Go Bears!)

7. Favorite food.
Pizza

8. Colossals? Yay or nay?
See answer to #2

9. Best TV show ever?
Arrested Development (Seasons 1-3 only. Season 4 is dead to me)

10. Make your own question.
Do you think this is an effective way to produce a quality teammate?


And please provide your closing argument below.
meh.


You absolutely nailed two questions. Like blew them the eff out of the water.

Unfortunately, you lost a lot of pointage for snobbishness. So, final results put you at 2%.

I'm not gonna force you to eat my hot ham water here or anything, but, to answer your question: I don't really care if it produces a quality team mate or not.

If it does, FANTASTIC!

If it doesn't, hopefully we had some fun along the way.

In the mean time, i think we can all agree that some pizza and arrested development are the way to go.

Edit: not sure if you're really being snobbish or not. That's really just my interpretation of what you're leaving here for me

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can I make a redo on mine because I did this 1st thing in the morning and you all know how things are 1st thing in the morning.

1. Puppies, sorry, but I hate cats

2. Earth, it's best to not have more than 1 Russian friend until I finish college

3. actually, close to 5.44

4. I have chosen, HavocPitTourney or CentralBasev2

5. Sapiens, "Get on da choppa!" -Arnold Schwartzenegger, dem marauders

6. As of my current initial colors, green and gray, my representation of neutrality

7. and again, ramen //^ ^//

8. could go either way

9. before I quit watching tv, Falling Skies

10. new question, what if guys can look really feminine and vice versa?

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  LkASr wrote:can I make a redo on mine because I did this 1st thing in the morning and you all know how things are 1st thing in the morning.

1. Puppies, sorry, but I hate cats

2. Earth, it's best to not have more than 1 Russian friend until I finish college

3. actually, close to 5.44

4. I have chosen, HavocPitTourney or CentralBasev2

5. Sapiens, "Get on da choppa!" -Arnold Schwartzenegger, dem marauders

6. As of my current initial colors, green and gray, my representation of neutrality

7. and again, ramen //^ ^//

8. could go either way

9. before I quit watching tv, Falling Skies

10. new question, what if guys can look really feminine and vice versa?


First off, it being early in the morning didn't stop you from pub stomping me !!! :p

Very well played game btw. Now that I finally won a game and ended my losing streak I can feel a lot better about that

Secondly, I've tabulated the results from these responses, and you're up to a staggering 84%!! I am shocked!

Very well done sir.

And, to answer your question: I guess they can. No reason they can't? Problem is, what if it's a guy and I don't realize it's a guy and I'm all like "man, I'm gonna get me some of that" and then the guy is like "hold up bro, I'm actually a dude" and then I'm like "aw man!! But I was gonna Mack on you so hard." And the dude is like "yeah that happens sometimes." And then we's like "let's have another brew, yeah?" Yeah. That's how I see that playing out. anyway, all of that to say: I'm good with it, but it does seem like it could create some confusion. But whatevs. Whatever makes people happy !!

I never saw falling skies, but it seems like I would like it.
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Wasn't trying to be snobbish, but I can read it as such now that I read through my answers. So much is lost in tone over the interwebs...


My answer to #2 was a direct quote from AD. My wife and I say it to each other almost on a daily basis.

"What do you want to do for dinner?"
"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

Classic.

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  Red Five wrote:Wasn't trying to be snobbish, but I can read it as such now that I read through my answers. So much is lost in tone over the interwebs...


My answer to #2 was a direct quote from AD. My wife and I say it to each other almost on a daily basis.

"What do you want to do for dinner?"
"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

Classic.



things in the interweb are not the same as between you and your wife (a very few may, but you gotta find it), so Duaneski assumed that you were snobbish

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  Red Five wrote:Wasn't trying to be snobbish, but I can read it as such now that I read through my answers. So much is lost in tone over the interwebs...


My answer to #2 was a direct quote from AD. My wife and I say it to each other almost on a daily basis.

"What do you want to do for dinner?"
"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

Classic.



We should work on our relationship. I'll go to counseling to work on it, if you will.. Because dammit we are worth it
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btw Duaneski, it says that your flag is from Togo, are there any U.S. military bases in Togo?

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  LkASr wrote:btw Duaneski, it says that your flag is from Togo, are there any U.S. military bases in Togo?


There are actually like a million. Togo is technically an African country, but it consists of about 94% US military bases (4% strip clubs, 1% "massage parlors" and the other percent is split between McDonald's and government buildings)

Edit: these numbers are estimates only and should be used recreationally only


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  Duaneski wrote:
  LkASr wrote:btw Duaneski, it says that your flag is from Togo, are there any U.S. military bases in Togo?


There are actually like a million. Togo is technically an African country, but it consists of about 94% US military bases (4% strip clubs, 1% "massage parlors" and the other percent is split between McDonald's and government buildings)

Edit: these numbers are estimates only and should be used recreationally only



I assumed you are living in a military base, judging on how you speak and some other stuff

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1. Puppies or kittens.
Puppies, kittens are dangerous (google lazer cat bowling)

2. Earth or Talone.
Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)^2
Money is the root of all evil = Sqrt( Evil)
Girls = ( Sqrt( Evil) )^2
Girls = Evil
Hence gotta go with Earth



3. Square root of 30. God help me if you cheat. Pencil and paper is fine but I will kill a dolphin for each one of you that uses a calculator.
5^2 = 25
6^2 = 36
so somewhere inbetween say 5.4 to 5.5


4. Favorite Uniwar map.
Any of the crazy 8 player maps

5. Favorite Uniwar race.
Bugs then Titans (then humans)

6. Favorite color.
Burgandy & Black, (see avitar)

7. Favorite food.
Ice Cream

8. Colossals? Yay or nay?
meh

9. Best TV show ever?
Firefly (dam fox to hell)

10. Make your own question.
Why?

I'm a casual gamer that would rather have a good time than a 'win at all cost' type of player. See you in game.

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  TheDragon wrote:1. Puppies or kittens.
Puppies, kittens are dangerous (google lazer cat bowling)

2. Earth or Talone.
Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)^2
Money is the root of all evil = Sqrt( Evil)
Girls = ( Sqrt( Evil) )^2
Girls = Evil
Hence gotta go with Earth



3. Square root of 30. God help me if you cheat. Pencil and paper is fine but I will kill a dolphin for each one of you that uses a calculator.
5^2 = 25
6^2 = 36
so somewhere inbetween say 5.4 to 5.5


4. Favorite Uniwar map.
Any of the crazy 8 player maps

5. Favorite Uniwar race.
Bugs then Titans (then humans)

6. Favorite color.
Burgandy & Black, (see avitar)

7. Favorite food.
Ice Cream

8. Colossals? Yay or nay?
meh

9. Best TV show ever?
Firefly (dam fox to hell)

10. Make your own question.
Why?

I'm a casual gamer that would rather have a good time than a 'win at all cost' type of player. See you in game.


Okay.... Let me just say, you were cruising along at about 35% pace. Took a hit on question 8.

Then bam. Firefly.

That plus your closing argument...

Tabulated results are 94%!

Again, not a perfect attempt. But very well done.

I do have a 2v2 team mate for the tournament, but if you wanna form a 2v2 team for ranked games, sign me up! I'll be River you be Mal!!

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Nice answer for the last question BTW.
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