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Duaneski

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Questionnaire to follow !
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Apercent

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I'm already in it!

Suckers!
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Duaneski

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10 questions, 10 right answers 10 wrong answers. You will be given a base % according to how many questions you answer correctly, plus bonus % for any closing arguments, plus or minus % for style and flair.

Please, try not to suck.

1. Puppies or kittens.

2. Earth or Talone.

3. Square root of 30. God help me if you cheat. Pencil and paper is fine but I will kill a dolphin for each one of you that uses a calculator.

4. Favorite Uniwar map.

5. Favorite Uniwar race.

6. Favorite color.

7. Favorite food.

8. Colossals? Yay or nay?

9. Best TV show ever?

10. Make your own question.

And please provide your closing argument below.


Thank you for your application. Don't call us, we will call you.
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LkASr

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ok, here goes mine:

1. Puppies
2. either
3. 5 radical 6 (I can't type the exact answer tho)
4. haven't decide on that yet, I just play
5. Sapiens so far
6. I tend to go neutral on those nowadays, tho, I used to go red, blue, green, yellow.
7. I got more than one, I'll just go with cup noodles
8. could go either way
9. I don't have any, I don't watch tv anymore
10. in your opinion, what do you think about those who don't follow a specific social role/expectation?

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Duaneski

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  LkASr wrote:ok, here goes mine:

1. Puppies
2. either
3. 5 radical 6 (I can't type the exact answer tho)
4. haven't decide on that yet, I just play
5. Sapiens so far
6. I tend to go neutral on those nowadays, tho, I used to go red, blue, green, yellow.
7. I got more than one, I'll just go with cup noodles
8. could go either way
9. I don't have any, I don't watch tv anymore
10. in your opinion, what do you think about those who don't follow a specific social role/expectation?


Thank you for your application, I have tabulated the results and you scored a 47%.

I will give this 24 hours to see if there is a higher score. Otherwise you will be the winning contestant !!

(To answer your question 10, I don't think much either way. But good on them I guess !)
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1) Puppies

2) Earth! Duh.

3) More than 5. Less than 6.

4) Scramble.

5) I'm not racist

6) Blue

7) Giordanos pizza

yeah...no clue what colossals are.

9) Big Bang Theory

10) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

In closing, if I'm selected, in a match, I'll do whatever you say. Also, my last fist fight was in 5th grade...I'm 1 and 0 lifetime.
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Apercent

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  Duaneski wrote:
  LkASr wrote:ok, here goes mine:

1. Puppies
2. either
3. 5 radical 6 (I can't type the exact answer tho)
4. haven't decide on that yet, I just play
5. Sapiens so far
6. I tend to go neutral on those nowadays, tho, I used to go red, blue, green, yellow.
7. I got more than one, I'll just go with cup noodles
8. could go either way
9. I don't have any, I don't watch tv anymore
10. in your opinion, what do you think about those who don't follow a specific social role/expectation?


Thank you for your application, I have tabulated the results and you scored a 47%.

I will give this 24 hours to see if there is a higher score. Otherwise you will be the winning contestant !!

(To answer your question 10, I don't think much either way. But good on them I guess !)


Let her in, we've only got 3 members anyways
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Apercent

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  cheese wrote:1) Puppies

2) Earth! Duh.

3) More than 5. Less than 6.

4) Scramble.

5) I'm not racist

6) Blue

7) Giordanos pizza

yeah...no clue what colossals are.

9) Big Bang Theory

10) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

In closing, if I'm selected, in a match, I'll do whatever you say. Also, my last fist fight was in 5th grade...I'm 1 and 0 lifetime.


Ouch... So close....
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Duaneski

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  cheese wrote:1) Puppies

2) Earth! Duh.

3) More than 5. Less than 6.

4) Scramble.

5) I'm not racist

6) Blue

7) Giordanos pizza

yeah...no clue what colossals are.

9) Big Bang Theory

10) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

In closing, if I'm selected, in a match, I'll do whatever you say. Also, my last fist fight was in 5th grade...I'm 1 and 0 lifetime.


68%! Excellent application! That is going to be tough to top.

Sorry to Lkasr. BUT, if it turns out that Lk is in fact a female, she may be elligible for bonus points.

In the mean time, very well done.

To answer your question number 10, is that in fact a euphemism ? If so, then yes of course. But only on Tuesdays.

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LkASr

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  Duanski wrote:

Sorry to Lkasr. BUT, if it turns out that Lk is in fact a female, she may be elligible for bonus points.



1st thing, what was that for Apercent? And no, I'm not female. If I did ever took advantage of the bonus points, further complications would occur later on.

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  LkASr wrote:
  Duanski wrote:

Sorry to Lkasr. BUT, if it turns out that Lk is in fact a female, she may be elligible for bonus points.



1st thing, what was that for Apercent? And no, I'm not female. If I did ever took advantage of the bonus points, further complications would occur later on.


I got in when the club was first made. We still haven't decided on a name. I think we should name ourselves the uni-fanclub forr a temporary name (because everyone who's currently in the club spends too much time on uniwar).

If my twocent counts for anything, I think you should get in.

The female thing is because the test actually rates you on how well your questions fit with your name. Lsakr could be feminine, but it also could be masculine, we aren't sure.

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I have absolutely no interest in joining your team as I already have one, but Just fot fun here is my application. What is my score?
10 questions, 10 right answers 10 wrong answers. You will be given a base % according to how many questions you answer correctly, plus bonus % for any closing arguments, plus or minus % for style and flair.

Please, try not to suck.

1. Puppies or kittens. Cows

2. Earth or Talone. or

3. Square root of 30. God help me if you cheat. Pencil and paper is fine but I will kill a dolphin for each one of you that uses a calculator. The Square root of 30 is aproximentally 5.46666666666666666666666666666666666.

4. Favorite Uniwar map. ScrambleMANIA

5. Favorite Uniwar race. The Uniwar Indy500 of 2023 was absolutely spectacular. Legia and Simsverd flew accross the track until Legia flipped his drag racer and broke his axel. The race went down in history as the one which created the giant Red streak . . across the asphalt the janitorial staff never got out.

6. Favorite color. Royal blue

7. Favorite food. Sharp Pinnicomming Chese

8. Colossals? Yay or nay? I liked the colossus of Rhodes a lot, it was a masterpiece of engineering and was fun to watch fall. Yay for earthquakes!

9. Best TV show ever? Leverage.

10. Make your own question. Did you notice I skipped number 7?


And please provide your closing argument below


your closing statement below.

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Duaneski

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Wow. I am blown away. 87%!

I honestly didn't expect to see a score above 70%

That said, leverage sucks.
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Shadow is DQd for skipping 7.
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  cheese wrote:Shadow is DQd for skipping 7.


He's DQ'd for not wanting to join forces to create the greatest uniteam ever :p
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