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MrPopo

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MrPopo

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Hello there. My name is Tom, but you can call me Om Tom. Here is my speech about your victory against EVR1022.

EVR1022. Where are you now?.
Don't play hide and seek with me.
When you see Duaneski down the block,
you better started to duck.
And start pray for your luck, EVR1022.
Because he got nothing to lose.

Duaneski is a dumb, couldn't even think of consequences.
Only looking to get numb, can't even look outside the fences.
Only care about the drugs, money bottle, and women.

EVR1022. Now you about enter the lair, of the F*C*I*G beast.
Duaneski is born to be a winner, coming straight outta waena.
If you ever try to test Duaneski, he would put you in a corna.
He will break your neck, then break your back, until you can lay down and check :
WHO IS THE GREATEST and WHO IS THE WEAKEST.

EVR1022. Do you hear me?
Get out from your bunker.
Or, Did you dig yourself a hole,
you don't know how to get out of?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Duaneski is like a raptor
Viciously heinous, killing everything that he capture.
Villainous, insidious, visionary and genius.
Borderliningly devious.
Mysterious, also can be misciefious, subliminary dangerous.
Notorius, inglorious, but still he will came victorius.

Duaneski don't really need a hook
Because his skill will make you shock, EVR1022.
Blood and pain is what it took, you won't get it from your book, EVR1022.
You should check the way you look.
As you go scrambling and trembling.

EVR1022
Duaneski will pick up the pace.
Making you going to waste.

Note :
PLAYING HERE, IM BEING MYSELF.
THE STEAM, THE ICE, and THE WATER.
I SAY NO CRAP.
I SET THIS WHOLE SHIT ON FIRE.

Mas muchas gracias, dziekuje bardzo, grazie mille, thank you very much.

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Duaneski

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Duaneski

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Well 0m tom... I appreciate the work you did to edit those lyrics to include me and Evr ... but please be sure to say that's what you're doing in the future
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GOUT

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Here's my submission.

https://soundcloud.com/user-822068344/duaneski

Lyrics:

Duaneski the insaneski, Uniwar's hangin' brainski, hops on the pro-tourney wagon. Bout to crown EVR as Bilbo cuz he's t' Baggin. Titans makin EVR's saps look more like cro-magnon. Wipe'n grundle sweat off protruding foreheads, save the kerchief for when it's time to throw the white flag in. Crouching tiger cleans his dragon. Not one to easily go down, EVR makes like Bobby Brown. En garde, again! But 'ski's already Costnered up with a guardian. And then? Evr's marauder swerving like Tiger Woods on a weekend bend. Has a line a credit but not sure how to spend.

Opts for an engineer but 'ski's the one who understands the game's mechanics and tics. Scrap the eclipse and upgrade the mecha to look like sexy cylon number six. Looks like Christmas and Duaneski's showin' off his gifts. Blue crystal credit flow so strong the water hexes turn to seltzer. Amasses an army of Santa's little Helfers. Evr's Home Alone on his lone home base. Duaneski's peskier than Pesci, through the mail slot you can see his face. One last embrace before EVR falls from grace.

If you're team EVR, set your VCR, the ending's bad but Duaneski taught the cylon CPR. Slip in some tongue and this is less tragedy than French film noir. Duaneski celebrates his victory at the bar. Blue Moon after Blue Moon, time to head home and spoon? He stumbles out to his car. This uniwarrior is beat. Tapped a keg dry, but musters his strength to tap a piece of Greengras in his back seat. Shares it in a tweet. Lyft ride.... posts the vids. Kids, we don't drink n drive. At home Duaneski falls asleep, basking in the glory of EVR's defeat.
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cheese

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This is officially a contest now!!
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lodeous

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lodeous

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Dang it! Why did I forget about this post!!?

I do not want/need unicoins but I still wanted to make something special for my pal Duaneski.

Btw GOUT, really love the rap.

I am a Quaternion: one part real, three parts imaginary.
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lodeous

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https://youtu.be/7DfpXZNBYb8

4 second animation for you Duaneski. I spent waaay too much time on this today...

Please don't give me unicoins, I don't need them.

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cheese

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cheese

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Winners posted in the basement!!

1 Gout
2 lodeous
3 Batteries

Nice work gents. Too bad Ski will most likely lose to Eve!
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